Jay Freeman

Who says we didn’t deserve to be there? No one, that’s who.

Don’t let it into your home.

Technical excellence and brilliant storytelling

C'est l'adore.

A very well-observed study of aggression, competitiveness, friendship, and “maleness.”

In short, The Danish Girl doesn’t have any balls.

Han is dead. Shut up.

A demented, stupid, fun, hilarious rollercoaster of a film

Spectre verges on the stupid

This is a very complicated film, guys

A very fine film.

Absolutely the film that The Phantom Menace should have been.

Spielberg machine-guns it to death

It fails on every level.

Warm, quirky, charming and thoroughly enjoyable

iRecommend this highly.

A bona fide masterpiece

The kids'll LAV IT!

Wilfully stupid instead of just stupid

There’s also a cock-nosed fella and a squirrel with tits. And all this happens underwater.

The overall effect is a mess of a film

Hawk Eyes smash it at the Waterfront studio

Bum-gravy.

It’s delicious