Mad Max: Fury Road
The kids'll LAV IT!
Hullo? Hollywood? It's ligindiry Ozzy wroitah/doirectah George Miller heyah. Yeah, that's rhoit, tha blahk thit doirected the Mid Mix mhoovies and thaas ones abhaat the pinguins. Sah, did yha git me script? Thit's rhoit, tha wan for the new Mid Mix mhoovie. Did yha lhoik it? Oi haap sah, caz oi think it's FHACKIN' GRAAHT.
Whadaya mayn "it's jhast a 2 awah cahr chaas"? Ya flahmin' dhingah! Didya noht git tha minny layas of sahbtixt and metafowah? Dhantcha see, mhaat? Tha lorry's full ah SHIELAS! And it's driven boi a blahdy SHIELAH! That's rhoit, mhaat. It's a FIMINIST PIRABLE! Thyah fleein' from patriarchal cipitilist tyranny, mhaat, bound for a grheen hewtahpia, pursued by tha joint forces of the military-indastrial complix (tha bullit fhaamas) and fossil-feyurl dhependance (Gas Tahn). Didya not see, maaht, all tha goodies are SHEILAHS! And all tha blaahks are MENTAL! See, maaht? FAHKIN' FIMINIST PIRABLE!
And what abaaht me oideah for the ifficts? That's rhoit, maaht. NAH CEE GEE OI! Taahtally orginic. It'll look FAHKIN' GRAAHT! Real caahs blawin' ap! Oi've got a stant team that'll make it look loik Sirk de Fahkin' Solay on methamphetamine, maaht! The kids'll LAV IT!
Nah maaht, no Mel fahkin' Gibson. He's gone a bit too MENTAL! Oi reckon that Tom Hardy will be GRAAHT, though. And tha main Sheila can be that Charlize Theron. We'll have ta do samthing abaaht her arms, though. THERE'S TOO MATCH OF EM'!
