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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

"Glittery vampires, werewolves with six packs, yet somehow less than six nipples..."

by Smiley
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

Glittery vampires, werewolves with six packs, yet somehow less than six nipples. If you don’t know what this film is, then congratulations on your three years in a box, let me get you a pint.

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