Fannie Annie

"I am sure the power, fame and money have done nothing to influence her decision to marry him..."

"My only knowledge of the area pre-7 years ago was when our conveyancing solicitor said “ah yes Norwich, I went there once; it was closed”. So if Norwich was the Hen central of the 1980s, I’m sorry."

"...Friday night fumbling ritual, which consists of a quick grope of the boob, sliding down to my nether regions, and using his hand as a lever will try to poke his way in."

"I am guessing that most will be looking to celebrate without stepping foot in church - I for one dare not just in case I internally combust..."